So a little about me...

I'm Jeff and I'm from Western Canada...the good part, Northern BC and Alberta. I'm just normal oilfield trash that got interested in blogging. Can't say I am the most prolific or timely, but if I have something to say I usually will...So anyway this is just a look through my eyes once in a while...I don't claim to be right, but I'll never be left.

Visit my you tube channel under username: CDNcatskinner

"Everyones' gotta be something
Me I'm stupid,
It's all I ever wanted to be,

Shock me again and I'll say,
Anything you want me to"

~Matthew Good Band, from the song Rico
Reach me by email: tachwell@telusplanet.net

Friday, November 25, 2011

Wanna work?...5 rules.

I'm 40, well 39 and a half so maybe, just maybe, at this point in my life I can start giving a little advice. I get asked every now and then how to get a job in the construction industry and operating  heavy equipment in particular. If you are someone I actually tried to help, this entry is not about you. I tried to help because I saw something worthwhile.

A little history: I have been doing what I do in an industry that I love since was 17 (I have a weird birthday and yes I did graduate high school). How did I get into it? I had an advantage over others: I went to work for family. Some might say I had an "in" and couldn't get fired, while that might be partially true you will just have to take my word that I was yelled at plenty, I didn't do things right all the time and yes I could have very easily been fired. I was very fortunate that I was taught by the best, I didn't have to go to an operating school. I don't even think that they were around when I started, at least I never heard of them. I learned the old way through trial and error and lots of coaching.

I think the number 1 rule to getting and keeping a job anywhere is to be a listener...that's important. A little more listening and a lot less talking. The talkers are usually just that: All talk. Your boss is usually a boss for a reason, it pays to absorb what others have to say and you can't do that by listening to what "you" have to say.

Number 2 rule...You have to pay your dues, it's cliche but true. You will rarely be put on the Cadillac of the fleet, you may not even get on a machine at all. I started out as general labour, I hand bombed fuel into machines, installed culverts, cleaned tracks on equipment I didn't dirty and did a myriad of other menial chores, but I stayed and didn't quit. Paying your dues also means going to places and work sites that others felt they did not have to do. The best years of my life were spent in bush camps, I treasure that time I spent there.

Rule number 3...take your work seriously, like your job depended on it. If you drink and party you need to be able to make an appearance at work the next morning and do your job sober. If you have trouble getting up in the morning you better have a good alarm clock or else find a pussy job in town that will put up with that sort of thing, you are paid very well and the company will expect the job to be done. So many kids these days are not used to actually working for a living...it's not called super happy fun time, it's called work for a reason. Your social life or lack there of is not the concern of the employer, if that is your sole concern then say hello to the rest of your life because it will be just like yesterday... when you took my order at the drive thru.

Number 4 rule...Show a little respect. In this line of work people who have done much better in life than you so far, are trusting you with a half million dollar piece of equipment that they have invested their life in. Take care of it. Think of the next guy that has to operate it. I'm sure he finds your garbage and lack of basic maintenance and housecleaning a real treat. I'm sure that if he or she has a chance they will call you out on it. I am also sure that if it gets back to the owner you will probably not be asked to work again.

Rule number 5... be where the work is. This oilfield life is an itinerant one. The work will not be down the block, it's not even in the city where you live...that's gravy if you can get it, no, you will likely not get that at all. You get the shit job in the shit places and you will like it. because it is what it is. Be where the work is or at least where the same work culture exists. So many have called me wanting a job but they expect to commute from the left coast or the sunny south. It gets old fast. Get used to bugs and short summers quickly followed by a long cold winter because that's what you have to do if you... Wannawork?

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Texting a psycho...

Ever had and anonymous fight via text with someone you don't know? I guess I can now add that to my menagerie of life skills. It all started a couple of months ago. I began receiving texts on my truck phone from a number out of the province of Saskatchewan. It was all innocent enough, only problem was that I don't text with anyone from there...I have no idea who this person is.  I have a hypothesis that it is a woman from Sask that is trying to text her rigpig boyfriend, but he gave her the wrong number so he didn't have to answer her constant bullshit. These inane texts are costing me money. Here is a sampling of what is going on:
"Hey...U alive"
"you could at least answer me that"


Well I finally got tired of the texts  and sent the following:

"Pls check numbr I don't know anyone from your area"

And the dizzy bitch sends this back today:

"I don't need friends like you get over yourself"

Oh no you di'-ENT! Now I'm mad, this person is not getting the message so I send this back:

"Hey dimwit I don't know you U R texting the wrong number"
"and have been for several months don't text this number is"
"that clear enough fuckingquestionmark" ( I don't know how to do a ? on the truck phone)

I can't wait for the response to this. I swear I could entertain myself for hours with this simple twit

Friday, November 04, 2011

Finally, but is it good or bad?

Well I might get a break, I am hoping for a good month off. As soon as tomorrow I could be going back to BC and home. It will be oh I don't know how long since I had time off, I'm through counting days at this point. Many readers might say "Wah!, he wants time off". Big whoop right? Well my job isn't that simple to define. We go until the work is done, I don't get weekends off or do any kind of 9-5 day. There are no paid holidays, I am self employed. There is no employment insurance or "pogey" because I can't collect it. There is no pension plan, unless I create my own (more on that later), not really any sick days either. I will have to look back in my journal, but I can't say that I have had more than 3-4 weeks this year where I can say I did not work, and of those days, a few were rain-outs and I had to stick around because we worked the next day. I don't live where I work, that would be impossible, I work in so many different areas of Alberta and British Columbia. When I used to work for another oil company I had almost 12 years where all the jobs were within 3hrs of my door (If a hypothetical speed of 90mph was maintained).  I haven't gone anywhere or taken a vacation since 2002. Its been a tough slog, this last year especially. It has been worth it though...

I'm excited again. With the recent dip in silver prices I bought some more. (Remember that pension plan I don't get?) At this point something is better than nothing. I don't really care what the price does, I am hoping that it accrues more value, and if what I am reading and seeing about the world financial system is any indication, my bet is not in vain. I will always have precious metals. In the above photo from left to right is: 1oz Silver Cougar, 1oz Silver Maple, 1oz Silver Grizzly and making it's debut appearance is a special edition "five nines" 1oz Gold Mountie, the first gold ounce I have ever purchased.
From what I hear one of the worst things I could do is become a "Silver Bug" and love the coins I have so much that I don't sell when the time is right. I might be one now....pictured above is a 1 oz Andean Cat in .99999 silver. It is just so beautiful don't you think? I bought 10, and I bought 10 Blue Throated Macaws produced by the same mint. They won't be here for two months...I can't wait.