So a little about me...

I'm Jeff and I'm from Western Canada...the good part, Northern BC and Alberta. I'm just normal oilfield trash that got interested in blogging. Can't say I am the most prolific or timely, but if I have something to say I usually will...So anyway this is just a look through my eyes once in a while...I don't claim to be right, but I'll never be left.

Visit my you tube channel under username: CDNcatskinner

"Everyones' gotta be something
Me I'm stupid,
It's all I ever wanted to be,

Shock me again and I'll say,
Anything you want me to"

~Matthew Good Band, from the song Rico
Reach me by email: tachwell@telusplanet.net

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Lease build 101

I thought I would do a post about what it is that I do. I am a construction supervisor for oil companies, a "consultant", "rep" or to put it simply the eyes and ears for the oil company in the field. What is a lease? The lease is the wellsite/location where an oil or gas well is drilled. It is called a lease because the oil company rarely actually owns the land they drill on, they "lease" it from private land owners or the government. Public land in Canada is considered "crown" land. There are different standards when constructing on private and crown lands.


In a perfect world I get direction from the oil company to accompany a survey crew on the initial planning and spotting/scout of the lease. We decide the best way to access it, the size it will be and how it will be constructed. This is important. I have to know what the drilling rig requires for space, how it will set up and when it will drill the well. Winter operations are very different from summer. While spotting the wellsite sometimes I have to contact with the oil company's geology department if the co-ordinate they want is impossible to place in the field. This can sometimes be a drawn out and tedious process for a variety of reasons, like landowner concerns or terrain not conducive to construction (it sometimes seems they always pick the wettest holes known to man). Geology folks want to drill where they say for a reason, their decisions are based off of seismic information, so our lease usually can't be shifted very far or the well is not feasible. Once these decisions are made I provide a cost estimate for construction. Good consultants have a +/- 10% of estimating cost to actual costs. But on the other hand bad consultants simply hike the estimated cost and spend or steal until they reach that number.

Once the lease is ready to be constructed I am notified and receive a land package consisting of all the information I need to construct the lease. In this package are all the landowner/3rd party agreements. I am usually required to contact the affected parties and notify them of the impending construction. I also do a "first call" or "Dial before you dig" which is a phone call or online notification to an organization that has a database of  registered underground utility owners. They contact those owners and inform them that we will be doing construction in a given area, if we are in proximity or crossing underground structures, the owner usually needs 48-72 hour notice so they can arrange marking them. This is where I find I have most of my troubles because the oil company usually thinks that as soon as they tell me to start construction, that I can. Not always true, but good consultants can get things done regardless, through previous contacts, polite phone manners and a little BS. Bad consultants mess things up and aggravate the situation by pissing off 3rd parties through missed notification, bad phone etiquette or in the worst case, hitting an underground structure through ignorance. Due diligence is very important. at this stage.

At the same time that the first calls are being done I also arrange to have a contractor to do the construction. Sometimes I am allowed to call who I like other times I am required to get competitive bids from 3 or more contractors. Good contractors with good operators are like gold, they are after all the people who make the job a success or failure. As the oil company rep I am also the guy that ensures the work is done in a safe and cost effective manner. I am required to orientate the workers to the oil companies safety culture and make sure that it is followed. I personally like working for the smaller "Junior" oil companies rather than the majors. It is not that the smaller outfits are more lax/unsafe, but it has been proven, time and again, that junior operators get things done cheaper, faster and more logically. The big ones are weighed down by their own bureaucracy and in some cases will farm work out to the juniors so that even they don't have to deal with it.

Once the job starts I go to the site daily and will stay the whole day unless I have more than one project going on. Bad Consultant Tip: They hardly ever visit the job, prefering to play golf or hang out in the lounge, getting the contactor to phone them a cost at days end. I don't believe in that, we get paid to do a job and the litigation if something goes wrong would be a bitch. The neat thing about my job is that the final product is "my" vision. You have to know what the thing will look like, how it will be built, what kind of machines to use and how to incorporate functionality that will make the drilling or production easy on the people that do that work. Having a background that includes actual experience operating the equipment is the biggest advantage I have.

 I stay in contact with the drilling department and depending on how they have scheduled things my life is easy or it is a hectic gong show trying to get the lease done on time. One of the worst faux-paus I can do is promise a completion time and not deliver. It is always best to know early on that the work will not be done in time and tell them that rather than praying with crossed fingers down to the last minute. If I am wrong and the drilling rig move gets delayed there can be huge costs incurred both from the trucking company and drilling rig. In the very worst case a drilling license could be lost due to a delayed spud (start) date. Unfortunately many oil companies seem to wait until the term of the license is nearly expired before they decide to drill. Once the well has been drilled it is either put into production, left in a "standing cased" status or abandoned. In all eventualities I have work to do cleaning everything up, building production pads or total restoration back to the way it was.




Saturday, January 21, 2012

Dark prediction...

I'm away at work again, roosting at the Comfort Inn at Edson AB. Rush job, but not really because the drilling rig will be delayed due to hard digging. Oh well it's nice to have the cushion...did I ever mention I hate/loath deadlines? They are a curse that shouldn't be. Due diligence and sound planning cures all. I even have a hard time watching phony reality TV shows that have them. Why don't they just do it right? Hyped ice road load counts or making a cake, I really don't care. Shouldn't quality trump everything else? Not in this world we live in I guess.

PG and I have been seriously thinking about buying a house together, I have even gone so far as to see what sort of pre-approval I might get. (will see how that goes, PG was in banking and knows the local mortgage rep at my bank...some unpleasant reviews. Rep was supposed to email me and must have forgot...not a good start)

I make no bones that the whole mortgage scenario frightens me. Sure the bank has a great interest rate right now, but that can only last so long. What happens in 5 years? What happens when the SHTF and the world credit system collapses as some believe it will?

My job is in oil and while I see no other viable alternative to our energy needs for most of MY working life, I hear rumours that the price per barrel may be heading for  $50-60 in the next year. Natural gas has already tanked and is hitting some majors hard. One of my buddies in the business phoned the other day, his employer (Junior oil company) has pulled all their money for a few months effectively ending the job he had.

I don't see a good future for carrying debt right now which is why I have paid most of mine off (*previous post) Do I want to be obligated having to round up $4000 a month to make payments? I don't know what the answer is...I'm trying to make the right decisions. This grown up stuff is hard.

However...the kid side of me went and made a few more purchases, in the picture above you can see one of them. 1/2 oz of four 9's gold, 3000 total mintage. At least I have faith in this investment.

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

New Year, new thoughts...

Well its January 4th 2012. I went to get a new journal from Staples, they were sold out of the one I want. I like hardcover, every page a day, blah blah...I have been keeping a daily journal for work since 1998, that's when I started consulting. Comes in handy and it's a good thing for ass covering. I forget the times, but more than once I have had to refer back in time to prove I did or didn't do something and the reasons I had for doing it.

I looked back through this blog as well. I see a lot of thinly veiled optimism, and some out-right desperation, but I'm happy to say that my biggest goal in 2011 has unbelievably been achieved...yay for me! I have paid off my unsecured debt, mainly the credit cards I had accumulated over the years. This is such a cliche'd weight that has been lifted from my shoulders, you can't imagine how good that feels. I do and I don't know how I got into that situation in the first place. And yes I did make that call to American Express, and yes I did tell them they could shove their card up their collective corporate ass...when I could get a word in edge-wise that was, as they tried to sell me on the benefits of a "different card". How good it feels to be wearing the shoe on the other foot. Hey Amex, wasn't it just a year or two ago that you were calling me when my payment was 3 days late? Ya that was you I remember well. For the information of everyone and no-one, because it is nobodies business but mine, I was never "30 days late" on anything. I was smart enough to keep those black marks off my score.

2011 was good year. I met a new person back in April, you will know her as "PG". She is great, her family is great. I worked hard, or as hard as a consultant does work :-) PG says she is proud of me, I like that. It has been hard finding somebody outside of the oilfield that can understand the hours, days and months apart from loved ones, but she does.

As 2011 ends and a whole new 2012 begins I can finally say that I have options. I have the option to tell anyone that pisses me off to F O...I'm not beholden to very many anymore. My job I can take or leave, when it comes down to the core I am a catskinner at heart...now more than ever and I have a valuable skillset that I can fall back on. But I will take the easy money while it's easy. Some people let this job go to their heads, start thinking they are more important than they are. I never got that way and I am thankful for that....Gawd I wish the F***head was reading this, but then he would need a reading comprehension level above that of a 4 year old... hehe! Hey F*ck*ead what you did to me was the best thing that could have happened, after all I would not be where I am or met who I have met without your skull-f*ck*ry....But that's enough on FH like so many other useless and inconsequential people he is part of the past. May you reap what you have sown FH.

So whats up for 2012? I am thinking maybe a house and somewhere to hang my hat (if I wore one)...just don't know if it will be a hat hook in BC or Alberta...PG and I have lots of talking to do.